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{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}

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{"fact":"Every year, nearly four million cats are eaten in Asia.","length":55}

{"fact":"The ancestor of all domestic cats is the African Wild Cat which still exists today.","length":83}

{"fact":"Cats step with both left legs, then both right legs when they walk or run.","length":74}

{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}

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