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Eric M. Verdin is a Belgian geroscientist, researcher, and professor who has served as President and chief executive officer of the Buck Institute for Research on Aging since 2016. Verdin’s research focuses on metabolism, diet, and the different proteins and molecules that affect the aging process and its associated diseases. He has published more than 210 papers and has more than 15 patents.
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Aepus marinus is a species of beetle in the family Carabidae. It is found in the intertidal zone of marine habitats in northwestern Europe where it lives in crevices and under stones. The adult beetle is about 2.5 mm (0.1 in) in length, and is a reddish-yellow colour.
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