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{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
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